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NINE KINDS OF TROUBLE · HAB-42
OBSERVATION FRAME · COURTESY CUT

NINE KINDS OF TROUBLE

SEVENTH EDITION · HOW THIS CUT IS HUNG · + HOUSE RULE

Don’t Panic · Knowledge is power · Don’t forget to bring a towel

Customs hang on these nine. Worlds stay. Earth rhymes stay. Completeness is how people get confident, and confidence is how people point at horizons — so this is a cut, not a census. Read the fatal ones first. Bring a towel either way.

“If they offer salt, you stay. If they offer silence, you take it. If they offer flowers, you are already too late.” — Norm Calder, preface to the Seventh Edition
ARTHUR
Nine kinds? I was under the impression trouble came in one size: me, arriving.
COMMS · NORM CALDER
You arrive in all nine. That is the joke, and also the curriculum.
COMMS · CLIPBOARD-CHAN
Subject requests single-size trouble. Denied. Survival correlates with reading Fatal before waving. Cheese withheld pending towel check.
OBSERVATION 9 KINDS LIVE 8 WORLDS FATAL FIRST ★ TOWEL · HOUSE RULE

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01Greetings

NORM · FIELD LEDE How you arrive is how you are remembered. An empty palm is a receipt. An unasked bow is a debt you invented. On Vesper, gloves hid the problem; on Iskandar, depth is ranked — so wait to be bowed to, then bow a degree shallower.

ARTHUR
So… I should not salute the clerk. That feels rude. Also somehow correct?
NORM
On Vesper a salute is for people you are about to charge. The clerk went to lunch. Correctly.
MOUSE · CLIPBOARD
Courier wave logged as noise. Wicket closed. Survival tip: empty hands beat clever introductions.

02Hospitality

NORM · FIELD LEDE What is offered, what must be taken, what must be left. Salt is a bed. Shared air is shared debt. Dust on the threshold is the desert visiting — wipe only when invited past the inner line.

ARTHUR
Salt means stay? Where I’m from, salt mostly means chips.
MOUSE
Subject confuses mineral hospitality with snack protocol. Note: paths unlit on purpose. Embarrassment > ankle.
NORM
Stay. Fold the blanket. Leave a note if you must go before they wake. The note is the remaining salt.

03Trade

NORM · FIELD LEDE Price, gift, and the polite refusal. The first number spoken is a gift of position — do not name it. On Iskandar, refuse twice; accept on the third with something lesser already in mind. The refusals are the conversation.

ARTHUR
I once said “I’ll give you two hundred” before anyone asked. The silence was educational.
NORM
That was a confession. A range is a room two people can stand in. A number is you leaving the room early.
MOUSE · CLIPBOARD
Overpay event logged. Callous remediation: teach need not to speak first. Cheese still withheld.

04Dress

NORM · FIELD LEDE Cloth, dust, and the signals you cannot take back. Fresh flowers at dock name a death. White cloth and empty hands say you came to listen — luggage is an argument you have already started.

ARTHUR
I brought flowers as a kindness. The spoke went quiet in a way that was not complimentary.
MOUSE
Cut stem = funeral named. Subject walked a burial into shared air. Recommend fasteners next time. Or a towel.
NORM
A living plant in a pot is a garden. A stem with no root is a funeral. There is no visitor exception.

05Speech

NORM · FIELD LEDE When to speak, when to wait, and what never to name. Three silences on Kelth: arrival, water, permission. On Nyxwell, night-side names are doors — do not open someone else’s in a hallway.

EARTH ANNEX · SPEECH Compulsory speech / Official Self — soft-link only; gloves-off Adams already on the handbook. Earth · Pronoun Bureaucracy →
ARTHUR
Three silences. I lasted one and a half. Then I asked about the weather. Classic me.
NORM
They gave you more water and restarted the clock. They were not angry. They were precise.
MOUSE · CLIPBOARD
Small talk = noise with a smile. Earth rhyme: sacred speech without a hull number. See annex. Do not duplicate essay here.

06Taboo

NORM · FIELD LEDE The small acts that close a door forever. Do not point at the Morae horizon — the open line is not a direction. Do not whistle in the Ashmere forges — rhythm there is for the work, not an audience.

EARTH ANNEX · TABOO / COLLAPSE Whale & flowerpot · enclosure telemetry — soft-link; do not re-argue gravity mid-fall. Earth · Enclosure Telemetry →
ARTHUR
I pointed at the view. Then I whistled. Same trip. Two fatalities, one itinerary.
MOUSE
Two Fatal in one itinerary. Clipboard recommends towel as primary life-support. Callous note: laughing is a second offense.
NORM
Repair is possible once. It is not possible as a speech. Hands in pockets on Morae walkways. Not elegant. Effective.

07Transit

NORM · FIELD LEDE Docking, paths, and the right of way. Hail by hull number, never by painted flag — flags lie. On Palinode, garden paths are one-way: you walk until the path releases you. Turning around ends the audience.

ARTHUR
I hailed with a clever callsign. Six hours in the slow lane later, I stopped being clever.
NORM
The stack does not argue back. It waits. Hulls do not lie. That is the whole lesson.
MOUSE · CLIPBOARD
Painted crest ≠ registry. Earth rhyme available on landing. Subject billed for fuel. Fair.

08Dining

NORM · FIELD LEDE Hands, salt, fire, and the first bite. Left hand feeds; right hand serves. Ash on the tongue admits the food came through fire. Salt offered with evening tea is Hospitality wearing a Dining face — accept it as a bed, not a seasoning.

ARTHUR
Ash. On the tongue. Before dinner. Culinary diplomacy at its finest.
NORM
Almost tasteless. Of course it is symbolic. So is every ritual you already obey at home.
MOUSE
Hesitation allowed once. Twice = disgust at the fire = disgust at the town. Log closed.

09Emergency

NORM · FIELD LEDE What to do when courtesy is no longer enough. In a Nyxwell blackout, the person with the lamp leads — visitor, child, or crew. Borrowing light means accepting their pace. One call for the injured, then listen.

ARTHUR
I led miners down a spoke I had never walked. My lamp still worked. Gratitude did not.
NORM
They put a new cell in your bag the next day. That was the thanks. Courtesy survives Emergency as spare parts.
MOUSE · CLIPBOARD
Visitor-led egress logged. Survival up. Cheese partially restored. Towel still primary.

+Towel · house rule

HOUSE RULE · BRING A TOWEL

NORM · NOT IN THE ORIGINAL CUT The Ninth Edition of courtesy never listed fabric. Norm’s house rule is simple: carry one. Mouse concurs. Knowledge is power. Don’t Panic. Don’t forget to bring a towel — across Greetings through Emergency, and especially when Earth annex speech collapses into sacred vocabulary mid-fall.

★ TOWEL ARMED HOUSE RULE MOUSE CONCURS NORM · DRY APPROVAL
ARTHUR
I showed up. I knew that counted for something.
NORM
Not in the original cut. Standing rule now. Keep and feature it.
MOUSE · CLIPBOARD
House rule. Fabric beats clever crest. Callous addendum: end of file pending beer.
ARTHUR
That’s the end of the file? Already? I was just getting the hang of not dying.
NORM
End of cut. Not end of manners. Sit down before you speak. Don’t Panic. Bring the towel.

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